Metrodad just made me feel utterly young with a attention span of a 16yr old or younger.
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Anyway, in the name of science, I decided to imagine what I would write if I had my own Twitter page so I wrote down every thought I've had in the past 24 hours. I'm pretty sure I won't follow through on actualy joining Twitter because really, who has the fucking time?
Regardless, here are the past 24 hours of my life as expressed via Twitter:
- New York City smells like a wet tampon today, n'est-ce pas?
- It's cool connecting with high-school friends on Facebook but the abortion bills are killing me!
- Why do they only do construction work in my office when I have a hangover?
- I'm considering being one of those guys who claims not to watch tv, he said as he watched yet another episode of "Real Houswives of New York."
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